While physical time on earth passes in a linear fashion the human condition warps time beyond linearity.  The way time feels versus the way time actually works is drastically different.  The older we get the faster time seems to pass by – this is logarithmic growth in its most pure of forms. To understand who we are and how we age is to understand logarithmic behavior.  In this spirit we will explore the connection between exponential functions, logarithmic functions and the human condition.